Honey, Not Tonight
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed.
The passion starts to heat up, when she eventually said "I don't feel
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to
She then responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep...
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her.
We went out to a good lunch and then went shopping at a very big department
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to complement her new clothes, so I said "Let's
We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one
I started to think she was testing me because she then asked for a tennis
I think I threw her when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
I then said "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.