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Good Lessons From A Smart Man! o Don't squat with your spurs on. o Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. o Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. o There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works. o Never miss a good chance to shut up. o Always drink upstream from the herd. o If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. o The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. o There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence. o Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. o If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. o Letting' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back in. o After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started
roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The
moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
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